keith clinkscales has a big "thank you" for herman cain and penn state . . . .

. . . . because otherwise people might actually be paying attention to this particularly Clintonesque headline:

ESPN Executive Denies Masturbating Next To Erin Andrews On Plane

And to think that, back in the 1990s, all we were worried about was whether our kids would be asking us what "oral sex" meant.

Next thing you know, they'll be letting homosexuals get married.