okay this sounds painful

Woman 'injected client's buttocks with cement'

maybe the euro and the debts aren't the problem. maybe it's just government by idiots

EU bans claim that water can prevent dehydration

when they came for the baseballs no one objected, and when they came for the tether balls everyone was silent . . .

. . . so now a Toronto elementary school has banned all "hard" balls--including soccer balls . . .

. . . because an adult--not a kid, an adult--got a concussion after being hit in the head with one.

now the department of justice wants to criminalize . . .

. . . lying about yourself on social media sites.

in another shocker it turns out that the Federal Homeland Security apparatus . . .

. . . helped coordinate the nationwide police crackdown on the Occupy protesters.

and for a new low in politics, we will now analyze Herman Cain's wife's pelvis for honesty

Proving that nothing is too ridiculous to get space these days, US News and World Report turns loose a body language "expert" on Gloria Cain's interview about the sexual harassment charges against her husband.

The money quote:

"Her arms are out in front of her hands, laying one over the other in her lap, which I call a blanket hand cross," Wood says. "She is protecting her pelvis, which signals her feeling like her sexual relationship with her husband has been exposed or attacked, but she is clearly not hiding anything."

Whether Cain is guilty or not, analyzing his wife protecting her pelvis from Greta van Sustern's questions is some how . . . just what you'd expect.

among the things I truly hate . . .

. . . are the times that I have to agree with Pat Buchanan.